Thursday, October 12, 2006

It's Andy Rooney Jelly Time

I got nothing. So, some suggested moratoriums:

  • On reading comment threads. On any website. It's just soul-crushingly depressing.
  • On a) cutesy self-deprecation or b) ironic triumphalism when pointing out one's animations and/or graphic embellishment in a Powerpoint presentation.
  • On the proper usage of "beg the question." Nobody uses it properly, and the true meaning isn't half as useful as the commonly intended meaning.
  • On wearing coonskin caps with jodhpurs. Um, hello? 2005 called. It wants its coonskin cap & jodhpurs back.