So the NYT has finally done it. Since everyone else has, we're presently going to launch CornchipsandpieSelect. For $9.95 per week, you'll have access to insider content. Watch for it!
What is CornchipsandpieSelect?
- Funnier jokes
- Close-up photographs of Rob Neyer's and Paul Krugman's genitalia
- Gossipy details about my spectacularly debauched life, delivered in a chummy manner, as if you and I were close friends
- Archival material, including a junior high school essay on Of Mice And Men
- Personalized email alerts (e.g., notifies you every time I outdo myself)
- David Brooks' Personal Hygiene Diary
- Lifestyle features profiling your mother and her delightful ways
- More posts about handbags, garden care, and real estate