Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I Am The Resurrection

It's happening; it's happening; it's happening. Pitchers and catchers have already reported to camp, Barry Bonds has impersonated Paula Abdul and recalibrated my erotic sensibilities, and McCovey Chronicles is dissecting the Randy Winn extension. Spring is in the air, chilluns, even if you don't yet believe it. For what it's worth, I think we can look forward to a great A's-Angels race in the AL West this year, and I have absolutely no idea how the Giants will deal with their prostate problems this year. I am happy to see Edgardo Alfonzo & JT Snow leave. As for the Yankees and Red Sox, well, I don't give a shit. So let's all sit back and enjoy the World Baseball Classic, and let's root for Japan or the Netherlands, just for the hell of it.