Q. Will you get prompt, attentive service in an Italian emergency room (everything's fine, thanks; the regrettable incident may or may not have involved lizards) if Italy is currently playing against the Czech Republic in the World Cup?
A. No. No, you will not.
Because of an editing error, late editions of CC&P contained a misspelling of a popular Italian expletive. The correct spelling is "fanculo," not "funculo." We regret the error.