Bluefish

I could be fishing for bluefish, in a canoe, in Maine, with Mr. Bluefish Canoe right now. But no. I am procrastinating in front of the computer.

Here's a quote from Mr. Canoe, who just found out he's two days older than he thought: "I know if I turn out to be Satan, I’ll go easier on dear old mom than I will on the rest of you swine. "