Now look what you made me do

You made me get all preachy. And, I know, this preachiness is literally hooouuuurs late (who hasn't seen "administration in microcosm" rants all over the place?), cliched, put to bed, unwanted in the first place. Well fuck you.

But hey, Cheney shot a guy in the face, and I still think that's pretty great. If he really was tanked at the time, so much the better ("one beer"? and ducking the sheriff 'til the next morning? come on). Obviously it doesn't matter much either way. But keep the endless jokes, rants, conspiracy theories, and general hoopla coming. I really don't think I'll ever get enough.