Good Riddance, 2005

Hello, good people.
I've been a bit unplugged lately, which is a good thing, but soon this blog will approach maximum velocity. The cobwebs have been parted. The weeds have been doused with Roundup. The barnacles have been scraped off the hull. A loofa has been applied to the nether regions. Fat is hardening into muscle.
You are about to witness the rebirth: Corn Chips & Pie Mark II. A jazz odyssey, if you will.