Tuesday, January 31, 2006

But with yellower teeth

Things people say immediately after a movie ends sound 3.8 times dumber than in other circumstances. I don't know if this is attributable to context, or to the types of people who say things loudly in darkened theaters.

After Tristram Shandy the other night: "Whoa. Imagine if this was about us. It would be a comic book... about people writing a comic book... about a comic book."