Overheard In Lone Pine

At the Double L Bar:

Mustachioed old man #1: "If your last name is Burns, sure as hell you've got a gene for adventure in there somewhere."

Mustachioed old man #2: "He was one hell of a pilot."

Also:

Woman: "I'm not afraid of him, 'cause he treats me like a daughter."

Bearded old man: "I hear he's responsible for 12 kills now."

Woman: "Well, he's on some new medication."