- A donut shaped like a sea urchin with spines of crystalline caramel.
- A baseball preening ritual wherein one ostentatiously places one's Oakley wraparound shades atop home plate for subsequent retrieval following one's 360-foot home run trot.
- A "lost" Gunter Grass novel about rabbits, along the lines of Watership Down.
- A new kind of stripey pants.
This is the blogging equivalent of mentioning in conversation that your muscles are sore, or that you actually don't care for Cornish hens. Id est, nobody cares, I think.